alabasterbones:

i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice 

(via covocal)

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gayvid-dickmour:

when you start listening to ur favorite band less and less but when u listen to them again you’re like hELL YEA THIS IS MY FAVE BAND AND I LOVE THEM SO MUCH AND I FORGOT HOW PERFECT THEY ARE AND THEY MEAN SO MUCH TO ME

(Source: nickmasoff, via forebidden)

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canadianslut:

I don’t use condoms ;)

not because i like to practice unsafe sex but because I never have sex

(via cumfort)

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bloodrox:

Dad: “cmon son, say your first words!”

Son: “da-“

Dad: “close! try again!”

Son: “da—”

Dad: “So close!  One more time!”

Son: “daft punk”

(Source: secretlyshaggy, via seedy)

heckannoying:

listening to music in your room like

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(via debt)

vvant:

let’s play a game called “are you staring at me because im hot or ugly”

(via cyberho)

tatehorror:

Trying to stay awake in class like

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(via disagreed)

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